That poor bastard.

"win" you back with the grandious gesture" See lollloll's post right above.

So that means you can't date but you can get married? How does that work? Do you think that you need to be married to get her to move closer to you or something?

Wow, what a fucking terrible idea.

There are less fans than players there. What is this, a Hawks playoff series or something?

Oh yeah, the mix cd is embarrassing, but at least common and understandable. The trombone or whatever guy, ugh. It made me physically cringe reading it through a computer screen, knowing it happened a long time ago to a stranger. I cannot imagine in real life.

That's some good spousal lyin' right there.

Curious, do you remember how much gas that used? I always wanted to know how long you could run you car...

ARE YOU THE INSTRUMENT GUY? Holy hell.

Seriously. That's the real racism going on. This piece of shit somehow has a job and the full support of the team, even though he would have to have a career year to be mediocre.

Then....don't you have this power already? I sure as hell do.

You must be a girl.

"nasty little fucker" and "never sick" could quite seriously be related. Lots of new evidence evidence pointing dirt, pet exposure leading to better immune systems.

Can I just say that I love him for this, even though I know he is going to get a lot of hate from the great white majority?

Wikipedia. First paragraph:

Nothing more privileged than slaves forced to fight to the death!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFF

Why so ashamed of pointing out his tipping that you literally threw money away? Maybe he might actually change his behavior next time, ya know?

Where's the anger, baby? Except for people who insist on calling Ali Clay. Fuck those dudes.

I know you are a straight male because that is a straight male question. Get the fuck outta life, doesn't mean kill yourself, it means like, get the fuck outta here to the nth degree.