Do you also argue with people about calling the boxer Mohammed Ali vs. Cassius Clay?

Jokes. Do you get them?

I did not know that. So all the new club gets is what? The right to negotiate with him? Or they work out the new contract before they 'buy' him? Those both sound much better than the US system.

I have to say that as a USAmerican I find the selling thing totally distasteful. I don't know that it is any different than trading him for prospects or whatever, but it feels much worse. It just feels ugly and cheap to me.

Indeed. You were down with red ribbons before it was cool. That must feel nice.

Isro, of course.

Nah. She was fat.

Belicheck will reward him by waiting until the second week of training camp to cut him instead of the offseason.

Christ, does this guy spend more time focusing on football or more time focusing on how he is focusing on football?

"a sad liar app" describes the 2010s so perfectly. What a great sentence.

Is it possible to make that series less feminist?

He was you professor and he didn't even have a Master's? What kind of shit-ass exchange program did you take part in?

I heard it was because he is not good at football. Am I doing this right?

I would also be impressed if he fought a bear.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

That car is worth thousands of nickels.

I literally once spent about 25 minutes at a dudes house in Camden waiting for him to get ready to go to this party. During that time someone shot some people a few blocks over and dumped the gun in front of his house. The other (19) people in that house barely batted an eyelash.

Still like $65 a ticket and agreeing to go to 8 games. Fuck that noise.

Have some wipe discipline you pussy!