He apparently told cops he pulled his pants down during the WSOP because he had lost a bet.

“Once lost a game on a walk-off safety” should be featured in the Bengals’ WYTS every single year.

Excessive amounts of squeezing involving a Melvin? This negotiation is shaping up to be one bogus journey.

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Won’t be long before they’re 1.83 metres under.

That’s gotta Sting.

dying

“Fear the Deer!”

Wow, the announcer really gets into this call. You might even say Mr. Dedes goes to town.

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User name checks out.

But there has to be some type of guardrail to mitigate or eliminate what could become a very dangerous situation, where if players or teams aren’t made aware that there is the potential of some type of live mic picking up any and all sound throughout the game, that could really become a slippery slope and it could be…

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His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

“I for one would like it if people stopped thinking about my safety.”

Does he think this is what Zeke meant when he said he wouldn't be taking a hand off any time soon?

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Clint Hurdle swears they weren’t trying to hit him, all he knows is that the scouting report said Baez was a righty and you’re supposed to pitch him outside.

To be fair, the river did stare at that home run for a really long time.