Derry Murbles
derrymurbles
Apr 6
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The five seconds where she gets cocky on the ladder, the ladder falls, and she yells, “Shit!” is more personality than she had in the entire original game.

Nov 28
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Not coincidentally, the best version of Jingle Bell Rock is ALSO by Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem:

Nov 10
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The right-side semifinal result is disgraceful. “Stick to Sports” is nothing more than a subset of Herb Herbfeller. “AJ Ruined Deadspin” is a goddamned institution. Have some respect for tradition, Twitter users.

Nov 6
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Mercifully, in the time it took me to bother finishing this blog I started in 2016, they have gone back to calling it the Gator Bowl (albeit officially still the TaxSlayer Gator Bowl, but baby steps).

Nov 2
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I don’t have a story about getting starred, because I showed up after the stars, and in fact the previous commenting system in its entirety, had already been abolished. When I found my way to Deadspin in 2014, Kinja had already been up and “running” (if you can call it that) for some time. After reading whatever post Read more

Oct 30
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Well, it's a before and after. Which order makes more sense is open to interpretation.

Oct 30
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He’s like the “before” picture of this robot zombie from an old haunted amusement park ride:

Oct 29
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There are two types of people in this world: people who are mad about this post, and people with souls.