It’s obviously battered fish.

Tbf a decent commenting system would sort of be against the spirit of deadspin!

Sticking to sports. Thanks for everything. and thanks George Carlin.

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

I will still read it in the memory of Barbaro.  And Skeets.

Re: the email of the week -- Leitch?

This is a true story: When I was in my dirtbag 20s, my friends and I used to hang out at a crappy bar because we loved the main bartender and the culture there. Then the scumbags who owned the bar fired the bartender we loved. He went to work at another bar and we followed him there. The first bar is closed now.

Note from Barry:

Laser focused

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Sticking to sports is a recipe for boring, low traffic articles.

Here’s some stories I’d like to pitch to comply with the new mandate:

Evil Bosses, Ranked

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

Would like to take this opportunity to applaud the decision to link out to as many great non-sports stories as possible today:

Stealing pumpkins is a sport.