Nice.

Just the once.

“A word, please?”

Isner won anyway.

+1

Unfortunately, in this medium, sometimes we swing and miss, and this was definitely a miss.

Gritty is ready for double duty.

Unless the Phillies are all in on this season, the smart move would be to trade the Phanatic for a mascot with more years of team control left on his deal.

The Ray Lewis bust would have been more successful, but he was able to ditch the white suit in the nick of time.

You would have to be a fan of, say, the 2013 Cincinnati Reds or the 2016 Baltimore Orioles to remember that those teams made the playoffs for a single doomed game. But if you were such a fan, that would indeed be something that you’d remember—Ryan Ludwick’s multi-hit game in a losing effort, maybe

... Unlock that door, and you may be headed to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! Assemble the statue there, and you may move on to the Wave Pool. If you survive both the correctly functioning waves AND the accidental tsunami, it may lead you to the Pavement! From there, you must climb into the Ambulance and race to…

At the top of a beanstalk. Also they are required to add “FOFUM” to the end of their name.

Or is it 15 multiplied by 4, and the jersey is acting as parentheses? You know how college football algebra can get.

Idiot. +1

If this is the 100th anniversary then this patch is from 25 years ago and I feel old as shit:

Sometimes when high school playoff games are scheduled to be played at Welcome Stadium, the ticket demand is so high that the game gets moved to Paul Brown Stadium. The Bengals playing at Welcome Stadium feels right.

It’s been a few years since I paid close attention to the NFL but I’m watching this thinking, “I don’t know why someone put him in at QB, but I guess he’s a pretty good pass rusher, he can probably make some guys miss ... wait, I think I’m thinking of Justin Tuck. Who’s Justin Tucker again? [googles Justin Tucker] Oh…

+1 Pastadiving Jeter

WE’RE TAKING YOUR CALLS

5. Young head coach, in fact hired solely due to being young and not any actual qualifications to be a head coach, veteran QB on his way out but with no young guy in the wings unless you count a 4th round pick, okay defense, not much to speak of on offense other than AJ Green wasting the remainder of his prime. Just…