+1

“Hey, I know that guy!”

Severino: [puts down #1 sign]

“I just believe that there’s a lot of hard things that we need to kind of work through to get good things at the end of that process. And that’s why I’m still here trying to bring a national championship to Boise, Idaho.”

More like the county UNfair am I right

#Winning(ham)

The numbers don't lie, guys in funny glasses hit better when they're clean shaven. Obviously he's been studying Sabometrics.

That T wants to eat a W tonight.

A robot owner would probably help the Marlins more than a robot umpire.

Obviously the government has been hiding the rest of the Marlins fans.

Pete Alonso: [glances into camera, tries to wipe smirk off face] Also, I think the Mets have the look of a real contender this year.

At least he wasn’t caught with a hanging bishop.

#TornAThunder

[reads lawsuit] “Low pay? Percent signs? I dunno.”

Also, I’m filing a workplace report against you for threatening to pun...

I, too, have gotten rich by not investigating the value of things I buy and accidentally overspending by nearly half a million dollars on a single purchase.

In 2007, Vlad Jr. stood in front of his dad as he accepted the HR Derby trophy. #TBBBBBBBBBBT

+1

I mean, it’s a fair guess that any former Met is at least dead inside.

I’m gonna be pissed when it turns out it actually was him in disguise and this was just another Pepsi commercial.