I remember some of these guys.

+1

“Fuck no I’m not paying you for this. a) That was like 20 years ago and b) I said Big POPPA.”

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

Reilly: Wow, you’re huge! Are you sure you’re not on steroids?

once Beilein met with her, he “became determined to recruit her to Cleveland.”

Fucking spoilers. The worst part is they leaked the celebration photo too so you know it’s true.

“Oh calm down, it's just ketchup.”

+1

+1 high-risk cup check

The Hut Fumble

Peppa loves having a body shaped like an asterisk. EVERYONE loves having a body shaped like an asterisk!

Also inspired by Bronson Arroyo was Perez’s 72 mph heater.

“TNT KaTropa” loosely translates to “I agree with Bert Blyleven.”

Refs: [whistle the Blues]

Hopefully he doesn't have any problems getting on the plane back to Minnesota. I’ve heard Bert needs to be home at least an hour before midnight.

That cricket man is quite the grass hopper.

Give them homophones, and they can only hear the word used in a sentence from the internet. “your an idiot”

That’s Ceres-ly good.

This was the home run trot of a man who, prior to that point, had hit a total of three dongs across 10 seasons