Let’s Remember Some Guys Whose Catcher Chest Protector Straps Intersected The Backs Of Their Jerseys In Ways That Made Their Last Names Appear Ambiguously Obscene
Let’s Remember Some Guys Whose Catcher Chest Protector Straps Intersected The Backs Of Their Jerseys In Ways That Made Their Last Names Appear Ambiguously Obscene
Speaking of round objects passing between people’s legs, many of us would experience joy if Darren Rovell pulled his head out of his ass.
Coors Light, on the other hand, is because we can't have nice things.
The machine apparently works fine now, though CSUEB music students can’t get high off it anymore.
I’d be upset too if I checked my local forecast, saw sunny weather all weekend, then traveled to a different place where it rained.
They’d have been much more memorable wearing these:
This game lasted 24 hours and 23 minutes in dog years.
Mikey: Doubt Life cereal!!! And keep thinking Chex is better!!! Y’all doubters and haters will see!!!
Michael Vick served prison time for animal cruelty due to years of forcing dogs to kill one another for sport. Separately, on the internet there is a video of a child harmlessly throwing dirty pigeons at people, who then run away. The joke is that this comment section is about the pigeon video. (I’m not funny enough…
This kid’s got a bright athletic future as long as he keeps practicing
In 2003, my great grandmother was in the hospital battling cancer, and they gave her the what’s your name/what year is it/who’s the president quiz every morning. She always knew her name. She always said it was 1991. And the president? “That son of a bitch Bush.”
Tough break for the Man Boys.
I had no idea Ashley was still on the payroll.
A quick search shows that there’s plenty of people who like to run and jump like horses, the most famous of which is Anna Salander
Holy shit. +1
Interesting thing about this guy’s name is that “Heung” can be translated to mean passion or energy and “Min” to mean intelligence, so in a way it’s smart that he acts like a big kid. You need look no farther than the name Heung-Min to remember that no matter how old he gets, Son will always be somebody’s child.
Maybe it was just performance art, I dunno
Is he ever not?
I heard a story from someone who was at a bar at the same time as Dennis Rodman. Rodman walks over to a guy at the bar and says, “Hey, that’s a nice Rolex. Can I see it?” The guy takes off the watch and hands it to Rodman, who immediately drops it into a full glass of beer before walking out of the bar.
This flashback is a pain.