Question for folks who know things about running: is this actually helpful? Or is it one of those things that seems like a hustle play but you'd really be better off just continuing to run?

Why did Spider-Man go to a basketball game?

You owe the guy in the photo a new book.

Most people go with Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge, but I had a teacher that said Elephants Graze Behind Donut Factories and I kind of like that one better.

[your edits pretty much covered it]

This is payback for Chris Welsh’s ignorant comments about Ozzie All Bees.

The team clarified that next to Theismann’s name is not actually the retired number 7, just a picture of his tibia.

Kim Mulkey’s grimace

515 Unreliable News Sites, #91 Will SHOCK You:

I’ve tried several times over the years, never found it. I do know one thing: I’m never doing Cat Fancy again.

They thought you said the Great ... Bambi.

[nodding]

I’ve been a part of organizations that had pretty good quarterbacks—Jim Kelly, John Elway, Kerry Collins, Eli Manning, Cam Newton.

Sebastian Janikowski took off for 8 months to study the migration patterns of our nation’s squirrels. He has not been heard from since.

Lamplighter had it covered with that adaptation of 5,000 Candles in the Wind.

The beef hoagie is a JTM staple. While we’re on the subject of people not knowing differences between things, it used to be called a steak hoagie.

Albies can take solace in the fact that this is the highlight of Chris Welsh’s career:

To make matters worse, next year Kevin Durant will be lost in New York.

What the f—- do you want to do? the [country]’s [voters] asked him. Tweet or [be President]? If you want to [be President], how the f—- do you have time to [build the wall and make Mexico pay for it] when you are tweeting every five seconds? 

That’s so weird, I just read an article online that said almost this exact thing: