“Sometimes I get it right, other times I can be pretty obtuse.”

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Great, I thought we were done with LaVar Ball. Now we’re supposed to care about him again just because he gained a little weight?

There should at least be a clause stating that Ichiro can do whatever he wants.

I believe you are correct, that usage in 2019 is not limited and you can use those appearances to set guys up as two-way players for 2020. Still, you’d have to start a pitcher in the field almost once a week to get him 20 games with 3+ plate appearances. Seems like a huge investment to have a position player pitch…

Fewer innings or fewer pitches (e.g. start each at-bat with a 1-1 count) would have an actual effect on the length of the game. Manfred wants to give the appearance of addressing pace of play by eliminating a 2-minute event that occurs about once every 50 games.

position players will only be permitted to pitch in extra innings or if their team is leading or trailing by seven or more runs unless they have been previously designated by their team as a two-way player which can only be done if those players have pitched 20 innings or appeared in 20 games in which they made…

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After the hit, Alonso washed his hair with Head and Shoulders and then became roommates with Carson Palmer when they were in college at USC.

That’s horrible. The only reason the monkeys even agreed to work with Harlow in the first place is because they heard he was bananas.

3 meters? Now THAT'S a dive.

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Player: *kneels*

What idiot called her Nastika the Eurasian Lynx and not the Leotard Leopard

Viserion: [flies into a post]

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Nobody’s Watching, Nobody’s Listening, Nobody Cares or, How I Stayed the Head Coach of the Cincinnati Bengals For Sixteen Fucking Years: The Marvin Lewis Story

I think NBC thought American viewers would be more likely to watch Newcastle for Almiron/Yedlin? I sure didn’t (and would have watched Wolves-Bournemouth), but maybe others did.

Maybe I'm being pedantic, but I think the stupidity bar for the "This Is So Stupid" tag should be much higher than this.