Paul Brown Stadium had another fire alarm reported broken about 15 years ago. That suspect said he always destroyed anything that had the word Simplex on it, just in case. I wonder if Sean Payton ever met this Ron Mexico fellow.

Philly fans got nothing on filly fans

+1

The logical move would be to free Booger

This has happened to me immediately after meeting a person. I started walking this new guy around the building at work, and it could not have been more than 10 minutes after he told me his name, but I realized I couldn’t introduce him to anyone else because I already had no idea what his name was. I just went with…

dying

your mom’s inactive

Love this.

Dammit, I had Eli in my First New York Giant To Use The Phrase “Gets All Sloshy” In A Media Interview pool.

I’ve seen that header photo somewhere before ...

#AshToMouth

Alliance of American Football is a perfect name for a future old-timey, long-defunct professional football league.

You can always count on Zeus to get you out of a jamb.

Good thing. If it was a Raiders home game the crowd noise would get backed up in the pipes and flood the locker room.

Filed to: BEARS!

Sorry your folks drove you to become a Sith lord.

Since 1975 no other Yahtzee player has been carried out of Jason’s grandpa’s house in a body bag.

So dumb. +1

This has been an educational comment thread all around.

Virgil Trucks