It actually took much longer than I expected for someone to do this. (I know, but I thought it sounded funny anyway.)

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

What did Ryan Johansen say to Filip Forsberg?

+1 execution

he was put up against a 345-pound defensive tackle doing a backflip as someone with equal talent

No big deal, that was just a short snap.

To be fair, this is what Darren Rovell’s Coke bottle looks like:

Hanjob's Razor?

That’s odd, usually most Dodger fans wait to enter the stadium until the game’s second trimester.

Ppppppizza pizza!

Charmin’.

“We’re working too,” Iacuzzi’s pal James Amaral said. “My man had to run across three lanes of traffic.”

+1

a true leader sets an example for his teammates with a tireless work ethic

Doug Marrone: [turns on 2010 ESPN bowl selection show]

+1 DENAHOM CHIKN

Is a melting gyro a sandwich?

this graphic is truly striking

They took off for eight months to study the migration patterns of our nation’s squirrels. We have not seen them since.

+1