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At long last, the answer to the age-old question “What if the Curry 2's looked more like a purse?”

So does the right still consider sweatshops and child labor to just be part of the free market or are those also bad now too?

the Padres would like their fans to know that grain beetles pose no risk to humans

Here, fine, fuck you

After this frightening event, Lancaster residents can expect to be walking on eggshell for some time.

Var should be used to penalize players who dogso.

The first depth chart of the season lists Jalen Hurts and Tua Tagovailoa as co-starters.

Like he cares about helping people avoid excessive force. Hell, I saw 3 G’s just reading his name.

The finest quartered back mine eyes hath seen since JT O'Sullivan.

If only there were some way for a person to know what’s happening in sports even if they don’t actually watch the games. Too bad something killed newspapers.

Well when it’s 3rd and long, you’ll be happy you have a defensive end who knows how to pin his ears back.

Fox Ruins Another Round Of Golf, At Least Doesn’t Bring Joe Buck This Time

You might remember Gabrielle Union from the banana boat, which is now in Jimmy Butler’s pocket.

Duke hopes to one day recruit his scrappier American counterpart, Agym Rat.

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Got to sometimes just let things go and regroup and just find a way to get a W.

Great, another soccer hipster.

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Fire extinguishers can be dangerous, especially when tampa’d with.