She did a good job following that laser pointer.

If “willingness to show up at the Hall of Fame” is a major criterion, maybe they’ll finally induct Pete Rose.

Apparently there's also a horsefeathers watch until 8:00.

Weird that the people went inside the tunnel with him. Usually they just run around the tunnel and get positioned next to the sticks that the dog has to weave through.

Quickly shaping up to be my favorite political race of all time.

+1

Not an employee. Avid fan is accurate or possibly an understatement.

Yep

Nope

A South-adjacent part of the Midwest. And yes, I didn’t find it shocking so much as eyeroll-inducing.

I got in a little trouble at a Cubs game I went to about 15 years ago, but I really don’t think Alou would have caught the ball anyway.

Here’s another story about diluting the national anthem into meaninglessness:

Now that you mention it, probably not a good idea to share a helmet design with the Delaware Blue Hens either.

What a quack. All this guy does is make a few adjustments to help you get things back in line. At best, he’s a Reputation Chiropractor.

He may be a hero, but his dad’s still a jackass.

It might actually be Shawn Bradley’s photo:

+1

The Milwaukee fans provided the hand.

I think so. Somehow this phrase distracted me the most out of everything in that email.

Actually having to do work at work, which is bullshit if you ask me