Good job.

Oh THAT’S why Emmitt Smith always called them Buttalo.

“Northern cypress ain’t shit! The best conifa is Frasia fuh!”

One year we had to read a biography and give a talk in character as the person we researched. I read a book about Larry Csonka. My costume was a Dolphins sweatshirt I happened to own, and I’m pretty sure most of the report was about American Gladiators.

+1 Spud Buck

Bill Simmons: [steps to free throw line]

Dammit.

Check your spam folder and let us know if Jeff Triplette responded.

God DAMN it Lakitu, get off the fence already.

Several people guessed Bartolo Colon before being reminded that they weren’t asked to name a famous sedentary baseball player.

Killian ‘Em Softly: Dutch Score Easy Winner After Irish Red

likely the result of his thumbnail digging into his finger when he threw curveballs

A 9-month pregnancy? Nice try. 40 weeks times 8 days per week divided by 32 days per month equals TEN MONTHS, idiot. This baby won’t be born until June.

Still did a better job than Brett Favre’s private editor.

Sources say the Mets traded Harvey to the town known as “Porkopolis” after he sent a text saying he won’t pitch in any city unless it’s Got ham.

Obviously nothing in that exchange is completely factual, but if you read carefully you can find kernels of truth. For instance, I’m almost positive Chuck Norris still has a landline.

So long, Reclaimable Mice.

WHL, are you sure? I wasn’t super paying attention, but I thought I heard someone (maybe my bio professor) say that Krebs was going to end up in ATP.

“I don’t want to get into Fortnite, it looks too addicting for me, so I better not try it,” he said.

“Constantine Kane.”