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His kicks were enough to knock one swan down

I know someone who would like a word with you:

Hey, those are all Quadrant 3 wins.

Attackin’ President Trump? You better believed that’s a Karma.

In the first round, the contestants were tripped up by a clue about 16th-century Russian opera. In the second round, it was just Grayson Allen.

Even more terrifying, Pacific Bell is immediately devoured by AT&T.

Mike Leach Tracked A Raccoon Because He “Was Curious Where It Lived”

We weren’t optimizing for consistency, we were optimizing for an extra playoff game.

That’s great.

If I were a Phillies fan I’d definitely be pessimizing right now.

Pictured: The pilot for Fox Sports’ new afternoon show, Take-ing a Shit with Andrew and Mouthwash Kid.

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BREAKING: The bros have been traded to the Yankees for two mannequins and a dead guy wearing sunglasses to be named later.

Keith Jackson would be proud of these two groundhogmollies.

I bet that stings.

Remember former college star Cuttino Mobley, who went on to be the second best player on a Houston Rockets team that very nearly made the NBA playoffs? This guy has his EXACT same last name. Try downplaying his qualifications now.

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Hedman got the idea from a former teammate named Bishop.

Kermit hopes this will keep the old white men in attendance from heckling him too much.