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I kept trying to take care of it by myself but it kept getting worse.

“Good meat, but not the best baseball beef.”

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Apparently ESPN finished making this slot machine ad last week and didn’t bother to update it:

After typing in that “Jets” tag, he might have started wishing he hadn’t gotten rid of the “franchise” one.

At first, Ollie won a championship and made the fans flip. I thought he might win 900 games. But lately it’s been a real grind. It’s quite a twist to see him completely lose control and fall right on his ass.

Getting past the Patriots one day would be great, but for now at least he’s found one way to beat Kraft.

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Good(ing) job.

Oh, Word?

“Nope, no experience with tanks at all.”

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April the Giraffe picked the Patriots, too.

The team also reportedly plans to resume its tradition of only beating Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.

True Patriots will stand for the flag on Super Bowl Sunday.

Legion of Fall Down Go Boom

I’m ok with this.

It’s not just Strava. Some extremely sensitive information was leaked by an obscure over-50 cross country running app, Harrier 51.