You’re my holiday hero. 

Yeah. I was gonna say...

What was that? Voting for Hillary?

Meh. It’s fun. Have some pink or blue cake, and a glass of champaign or whatever. Where’s the harm?

Boomer? Hahaha! Ok, fuckface.

Ran into my ex-wife on a flight to New York once.

Shocking!

Here’s a thought. Maybe don’t smoke oil.

All he wanted to do was see his mom? Jesus fucking Christ I hope Edwards gets the living shit kicked out of him in prison. Fucker.

You’re likely working one of those jobs just to pay for daycare, right? Daycare is a scam. 

Boarding School. 

I don’t know about Joe, but the rest of the Middle Class should be fucking terrified of Elizabeth Warren. 

[Facepalm] Jesus. People are so fucking stupid with money.

That’s 7 years!!!! That is way too long to carry a note on a depreciating liability.

Smart. Financing a new car just to save a few bucks on gas is a very expensive way to not really save money.

The only explanation I have is that I live in California where everything is fucked and the utilities are totally corrupt.

That’s bullshit. Funny how when I got an electric car, my electric bill went up almost the exact amount as my gas bill had been with my previous gas guzzler. 

So he should be punished for managing his wealth correctly and effectively? I’m sure the government will do a MUCH better job! Hahaha! Get the fuck outta here.

That sounds like Trump. 

Elizabeth Warren is a fucking moron. I really hope she doesn’t get the nomination because Trump will crush her in a general election.