Ok, cunt. 

I don’t give a shit about the employees’ lives. I’m only worried about my own well-being. 

Totally with you on that.

Never. The answer is it is NEVER worth dealing with any of that nonsense. No amount of money saved on useless shit we don’t even really need is worth the headache. 

What the fuck are you on about? You sound like a moron. These people are diehard liberals and hate Trump more than anybody. You need a time out. 

Not everything is a fucking political statement or meant to ruin women’s lives. It was just some good clean fun. Calm down.

“God bless us everyone”

“Mitch McConnellitis: An infection caused by the Senate Majority Leader’s head being stuck up Trump’s ass.”

Personally, I’m against murder. But, like, if people feel like they need to do it, I guess it’s none of my business.

Why do people thinks it’s cool to kill babies at their most vulnerable?

Thank YOU, madame!

OH. And they don’t know it yet, but my family is definitely getting this on Thanksgiving. 

There are literally hundreds of uses for milk besides just drinking the stuff or pouring it on your cereal. 

Everything about this video is amazing. Even the music is spot on.

Thank you for saying “pop” correctly. 

Oh! I thought you were being snarky. I take it back. I mean yes thank you for playing, but not in a snarky way, this time. :-)

Nope. Quite the opposite. But thanks for playing.

Mmmm! Birthday meatballs!

You can contact a film archive (UCLA or MPAA, for instance) or there are some other online places around. My dad used to rent 16mm prints of old Disney films when I was a kid. It was fun.

You can literally rent the original 35mm prints. My old boss did it and had a screening of the original 3 films in all their 70s/80s glory.