Something about that Bobby Val guy seems a little shady:

The average bonus comes out to $190 per worker, before taxes.

On a positive note, God has forgiven him. So there’s no need for him to resign and no one can judge him for his actions.

Jesus Christ is the US media straight fucking garbage. CNN had Arpaio on and asked him about the birtherism and Chris Cuomo just sat there and let him speak total nonsense about it. The only challenge he offered was that Trump has publicly said that Obama was in fact born in the United States. When Arpaio decided that…

Well that is totally different... because he is white. Duh.

If that’s the case, then what was going on with the 2008 election? McCain was born in Panama.

Do you really think people like Trump and Arpaio care that Obama’s mother was a US citizen? They already know he’s not a “real” American. Everything else is just rationalization.

And again, even if he HAD been born in Kenya, his mother was a US citizen and therefor so is he. People like Trump and Arpaio keep forgetting this.

In all fairness, the only reason I’m having kids is so that I’ll have someone to mow my lawn for free in a few years. I’ve done the math and I’m pretty sure it will be worth it.

Do you guys remember when the 73-9 Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals? Hilarious.

No, they do his landscaping silly.

All i want to hear about Joe Arpaio is that one day, Barack Obama goes to Arizona with a full Secret Service detail, corners Joe in public... And proceeds to shake his hand, have a noce conversation in which he asks about Joe’s kids and family BY NAME-ALL OF THEM-and basically dares him to say that funky shit to his…

85 years old. He’s mentally incapable of holding a political position. He’s too old, and this proves it. Obama is not the president.

Are you sure Hawaii is part of the United States? A very reliable source seems to think there is some language barrier at play here:

Uh... math checks out...

I got it. It took me a second but it finally came.

It’s actually a gaijin training video for learning to handle the Tokyo Metro.

Major League Penis

Sounds like Wood was on the DL.

The player confronted Wood, then followed by firing him immediately, sources say.