Not to mention that Goofy is Pluto’s *owner*. I think Disney should make Goofy publicly renounce dog-dog slavery.

Mine looks like Goofy kicking Pluto.

I like to watch this and imagine Ted saying “Boop”.

Then don’t run. There seems to be a very simple solution to your concern.

You know Paul Chryst didn’t want this. If he had his way, the whole team would have shacked up four to a room at a Super 8.

Sorry. My dad played for UCF and even he says Auburn did not give a shit about the Peach Bowl, while it was everything to UCF. Just stop with this nonsense. Nice win, but just stop.

I always bet on both teams, just to be on the safe side.

Hurts has lost two games in his college career, what have you done with your life?

I’m 100% sure that “backup freshman” was actually just Russell Wilson. Emotionless and glitches like a robot while talking about Jesus. Dead giveaway.

says the dude whose first reaction was to post about ucf.

Hey now, to be fair, between domestic violence, sexual assault, CTE, officiating, and the revulsion towards the anthem protests, hating the NFL is maybe the one thing the whole American political spectrum can agree on!

“That’ll work out great for them”- my friend dismissing the move out of the half. Holy crap I figured they were sunk too

I’m going to guess you actually had nothing to do with it.

Just a great, unbelievable, epic waste of Nick Saban’s recruiting time.

That qb has tua the biggest stones I’ve ever seen

The Devil is a better football coach than he is a fiddler.

I’m just glad God got the glory first in his speech. Buddha never comes clutch on turf.

The missionaries made a lasting impression in Hawaii.

I’ve never seen someone look less excited while “never being happier in his entire life.”

Too bad the autocue of the speech didn’t start off with “It’s great to be in _________ at this gathering of ___________.” Just to see him stumblefuck his way through it.