Ain’t no party like a Methodist party, because the Methodists do not party.

Ain’t no party like a Methodist party, because the Methodists do not party.

You’re never going to remember the floral arrangements, hors d-oeuvres, or music. But if they make you pay for drinks at their wedding, you’re going to carry that with you until the day you die.

Jesus, Id rather join ISIS than go to that wedding.

This will age well. That bride will have to defend these pictures until her brother leaves her for the thick cousin on the left. 

What the hell, people‽

He’s feeling pretty cocky

Too many. Refrain.

This reads like an embarrassingly written grievance filed by a lone, hopeless Sooners fan to the NCAA rules committee.

Few things are more on-brand for South Carolina than upsetting Georgia, nearly upsetting Florida, then struggling to look even semi-competent against Tennessee.

Yeah yeah you’ve commented on 3 different posts about it. Don’t give up 48 points, loser.

So “one of the 4 best teams in the country” should be rewarded in a game they gave up 48 points to an unranked team based on the camera correctly showing they touched the ball before it went the required 10 yards? FOH w/ this crap.

If it wasn’t for those couple frames of film we've endlessly reviewed, JFK’s brains would still be in his head.

Did... did a Sooner write this?

“on Oklahoma Twitter”

the game most certainly would have ended in a victory for the Sooners.

The definition of try may also include "fail horribly"

Why pay QBs $500K? Spread the wealth around to the other players. It’s secondary league/offseason football. Nobody is watching the XFL because of the QBs who can’t make 3rd string NFL practice squads.

Show me ONE movie theater usher in America that makes $1,000/wk and I’ll give you, and your favorite charity, $5k.