HOUregret Taubman

Dear Lord that is one of the more embarrassing walkbacks on proclaiming certain victory. I also don’t understand why he did it as I think almost all players state how their team is going to win, nobody was going to hold it against Landry.

Sickle reference, bro. Way to hammer your joke!

So he’s your typical Trump voter, a white guy with money who talks a big game, but would fold in an instant if you so much as looked at him with any intent. “SOMEONE NOTICED MY TWEET?! DELETE MY ENTIRE ACCOUNT!” is a pussy ass bitch move just like his hero, president pussy ass bitch.

Disparaging reference to “Capital Hill” - are we sure this guy's not a marxist?

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

Leaving out the important questions at the end. Will the robot umps be horny? 

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

What the hell is he typing on that doesn't have autocorrect?

I had a buddy in college who dated a girl whose mother looked like Joe West. She used to come home after work, drink beer and fall asleep in front of the TV.

I suspect Lo Duca forgot that he was acting as an actual journalist* here where things like slander are real and felt like he was just shooting the shit with his buddies in a bar or something.

That was his vetted apology, his draft apology was recently leaked:

And lots of men got triggered and pissed off when the Gillette commercial aired featured the whole “Be a better man” campaign, when actions like this prove the commercial’s point even further.

‘loving and committed husband and father...’. I’m sure his wife is just fucking thrilled to hear that mentioned. 

For a genuinely intelligent organization, this was monumentally stupid. I guess “smart for baseball” still converts to “dumb in the real world.” 

My God, he’s even got an advanced case of Backpfeifengesichte.

“and a loving and committed husband and father”

And suddenly Brett Kavanaugh is conflicted over who to root for. 

Ernest Scared Stupid.

Ernest Scared Stupid.

I’ll go for the low hanging fruit of Hocus Pocus, Put a spell on me!

I’ll go for the low hanging fruit of Hocus Pocus, Put a spell on me!