Calling Harper and especially Strasburg “player development” successes is a stretch if not complete bullshit. They were terrible for two years when the choice for #1 in the draft was obvious. In the case of Strasburg, he only needed a brief minor league tune up before showing he was a stud big leaguer.

Any job where tips are a normal part of the job is not a “minimum wage” job in the way any normal person thinks of that distinction. 

UT plays Bama every season.

Support the ocra tic child molesters?

Fuck off

Plug your phone in!

This is fake news. How can he birdie 18 and be +2 through nine holes? That’s some bullshit.

Nope. You can stop after the winning run scores, but you don’t get credit for the HR unless you round the bases. Most famously, Robin Ventura hit a game winning single over the wall against the Braves in the NLCS.

Aaron Hernandez’ attorney is perhaps the only person that is not a bad person for defending him. I’d more likely castigate his mother for defending him.

I’m sure the kid purchased the jersey. With his wages from his factory job.

You are the definition of insufferable

Seems like if you get pissy because someone says something to you, aren’t you really the snowflake at that point? I don’t think you should ever throw at a batter for admiring a home run. These guys are using their words. Why are you trying to silence them? I thought this was America?

He stopped for a split second because the ball was actually foul.

Jury pool for a dui?

S and Z are also not.

I’m worried about a fart transmuting into a water glass, but not about ripping loud farts in front of my wife. This guy is getting divorced.

Loria ftw

“We speak American in Georgia”

He really put him in a bad spot there. I mean, that is a hairy situation to be in.

I’m sorry, that does not at all sound like a totally chill guy.