I did not see that coming.

Actually...

Boogie spits mouth guard out in vicinity of opposing team: how awful (of him)

That was a “would-be double,” not a double because he doesn’t reach second safely.

How exactly are these legs like a dress?

False flag!

Freeman slid to make sure that he stayed in bounds.

A forty-something man with a receding hairline. What a shock!

Why is my account grey? I’m a really cool dude. Just ask my mom.

Without doing any research, I doubt that both of these guys are immigrants.

Karma, or being a 31-year-old running back. Tomato, tomahto.

So he’s going to... wait for it... switch teams?

Any league? Sure, no doubt. But a league that has overall talent at least at the level of high minors? Probably not.

I expected it to be Ted Cruz

North Carolina is a populous state that is kind of in the middle of ACC country.

He wasn’t being chased because #54 had not yet pointed him out.

If he had parents that would actually punish him for this, he probably wouldn’t have done this in the first place. That’s what’s wrong with America these days. And AIDS.

Great. One more way for Andy Reid to screw up.

7 years later, he was gone, gunned down by Darren Wilson.

Now let’s see if the NFL fines those players that wore 9/11 cleats. I’m assuming if they do that some vague notion of “Fox News,” will have its head explode.