How can you tell a Bud Light is skunked?

I’d guess that no more than 10-15% of the American population knows what Vegemite is, and less have even eaten it. Olives are the most disliked food that is actually a common part of American food culture.

What is it good for?

So 2014 was a slow year for fire deaths compared to, say, 2001?

Good for Harrison for proving we live in a post-racial society.

I don’t know if Kaep was blaming them or not, but they are certainly largely to blame. I don’t see why it is any black person’s responsibility to ensure the safely of black people. So yes, add not getting killed by another black person to the list of problems in this country. I can’t do anything by myself to stop it,…

I haven’t even heard the ridiculous people say that what he did should be illegal.

He’s free to do what he wants, but if he thinks a big figurative middle finger is going to make people understand the racial issues in America, he is sadly mistaken. This move looks more like quitting than fighting to me.

How about sitting during the national anthem is disrespectful to your fellow citizens, to all the good people (not just the military) that have and continue to make this the greatest and longest running pseudo democracy on Earth, a country made up of people and thus far from perfect, but that contrary to what some…

The purpose of the protest is to make people uncomfortable but their discomfort is a copout? Jesus H. Christ, I was fully on board with how stupid it was to say he shouldn’t protest because he’s rich or, you know, “love it or leave it,” but it is ironic that people who simply disagree with what Kaep did are branded as…

Always highlight truthers

Swimmers gangiliness makes them appear taller. But watch the Vine, when she walks over towards Harper at the end, it is clear she is shorter.

Great. Now do the Chargers.

Getting to the airport early is for suckers. If you don’t miss at least 10% of your flights, you’re doing it wrong.

Everyone knows that lengthy prison sentences produce nothing but upstanding citizens on the other end, right?

This comment section looks like Fox News.

Well, the two that gave interviews could be charged with lying to the police. If I’m the other two, I don’t say a goddamn word. Ever. Until I’m in route to the US of A.

It seems very odd if this was some sort of joke or publicity stunt (i.e. a lie) for the way to get it started to be to tell Lochte’s mom and assume she would talk to the press about it.

Would never have happened on my watch.

Also, walking is good for you. Just go to your office, put the coffee down, and walk back. If your job is so high stress that this wastes too much time, start wearing adult diapers or quit.