You seem fun

1) who said anything about a shower beer?

“It’s a tarp!”

Pouncey is the kind of guy who makes me feel less bad that he’ll probably have CTE.

The vehicle did not survive the ground.

I assume it was abandoned juuuust before it crossed the goal line, right?

I’m pretty sure everyone gets a Cuban sandwich, a little weed, and 2 hollow point bullets directly from the city of Tampa when they move into town... way to make a big deal outta nothing other than civic pride!!!

Thank God somebody is listening to Cris Carter.

He obviously got distracted while eating a W.

im pretty sure the green ranger would understand

Still not the dumbest shit seen written on a red hat.

How many Eli’s we got on this ship?

Oh that’s golden, delicious.

What was he supposed to do, stand there and hold it?

Sounds like this guy is rotten to his core.

Good. At least we know there won’t be one of those stupid one-day contracts in the future with James Harrison again.

He erased his own legacy here

He’s also a 4th string QB who knows that this is likely his only chance to get a better deal and extend his career. He’s going to do whatever he can to try and prove that he’s able to go. Which is why it’s important to have UNCs with the power to make decisions regardless of how it may affect the game.

On a serious note, this seems like a golden opportunity for the NFLPA to ask for larger rosters, because if players are going to (rightly) be pulled from games after plays like the ones that took out Shell and Lawson, teams are going to need a few more guys to come off the bench.

This is the take I was looking for.