Good for them!! It’s about time the Native American population stole something from the white aggressor.

Good for them!! It’s about time the Native American population stole something from the white aggressor.

Uh... I can think of one thing...

The 6-6 consolation bowls are mostly trash, sure, but I bet there’s plenty of seniors on those actually eligible Buffalo, Western Michigan, and UTSA teams who aren’t going to the NFL and would love one more game before their football careers are over.

I’m not surprised. Messing up a math problem and Florida State have long gone hand in hand.

It’s far sadder to be him - a wannabe troll acting as an urbanely meta-commenter, clucking his tongue disapprovingly at the vast majority of the community for behaving as it does. Hell, I’m going as far as responding to you to avoid giving him the satisfaction of a response. But yeah. He’s sad.

It’s just down the road from Lower Codswobble. Which of course is a mere jaunt from Upper Codswobble.

I’ll give mine away to anyone who actually knows where the hell Wofford is.

To be fair, it’s exam week at UNC. Sometimes a student athlete just doesn’t mentally show up to a game after spending the day physically not showing up to their exam.

+1 Class, which is one more class than UNC players actually take.

I really didn’t want to vote for Erdogan, but I just couldn’t overlook Hillary’s e-mails.

Are you talking about the guy who likes to use superficial piety to squelch opposition? The one who likes it when his supporters use violence against his enemies?

A stable secular democracy elects a guy, who while a bit conservative and disdainful of civil liberties, at least promised a return of national pride. Sure some of his more extreme views might be cause for concern, but the nation had a strong liberal constitution in place to safeguard against this. Nothing to worry…

With, ahem, nothing to go on, I’m assuming this is the relatively common heist where someone knows you’ll be gone for a few days, and they back up a moving truck in broad daylight and walk around purposefully, with clipboards, and just clean out the house. With no neighbours to intercede, once set up, they can take…

They stole my toilet...... I’m not making this shit up

FWIW, that wax ring looks pretty thick, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a newer toilet. If you’re stealing appliances, you’ve got at least 2 guys, so uninstalling a toilet could be done in 90 seconds. If it’s a nice toilet, you could resell for $200 maybe. So the cost benefit makes sense. I realize I’m defending…

I think the Funbag’s going to have a great Email of the Week! two weeks from now.

The police have nothing to go on.

Looks like the work of one Tyrone Biggums.

It might have been squatters.