That’s only for an automatic recount. Moore can request one no matter what the margin.

Hmm... I wonder if any Republicans will claim their vote was supressed.

AISLAA!!!!

Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

AMERICA IS SLIGHTLY LESS AWFUL AGAIN!

Just take the W, man. Just take it.

CAN’T YOU LET US BE HAPPY FOR ONE DAMN MINUTE?!?

Now, let’s make the Republicans that supported Roy Moore to the very end become stuck to that shit forever.

Alabama shows it has a tiny amount of basic human decency left by not electing a child molester to the Sentate by the thinnest of margins.

I hate to resort to capitals, but a quick note to Bannon, McConnell, Trump and the rest:

If you can’t stand the kitchen, get into this well appointed 1987 Cutlass, with real cloth seats, intermittent wipers and cruise control.

Does anyone care how Marlins Man is doing?

“What’s a computer?”

“But if Alabama elects liberal Democrat Doug Jones, all of our progress will be stopped cold.”

I’ve seen (elsewhere) some Seahawks fans getting awfully high and mighty on this on comment threads, “Jags fans are trash” (some, yes) “Jacksonville is an armpit” (used to live there, 25% true) “classless” (true!) etc. But let’s not forget, that Seahawks fans threw food at Navorro Brown as he was being carted off the…

Michael Bennett is a real piece of shit.

The Broncos just won the Super Bowl 2 years ago with the corpse of Peyton Manning as their QB and this current Jags team has a better defense and running game than them. Why exactly won’t the Jags be in the playoffs for long?

It means smashmouth with a Samoan quarterback

Carroll should have been ejected for running onto the field after his team went dirty for the 2nd time in victory formation.

Bah god, that’s Nick Foles’s music!