If this is your first basketball season with Deadspin get ready for a lot more articles like this regarding the Wizards.

Bro my point is not whether football is dangerous or should be abolished , my point was that the whole foundation of this article is based on the assumption that Shazier “was doing his job exactly the right way” and the author admitted to not even having seen the play. Yet based the article on the cornerstone of said…

I think it’s pretty telling that because Stanton has apparently eliminated the Cardinals from consideration you take that to mean he was never interested whatsoever and was only stringing them along.

lol, christ dude.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

I’m sure the Best Fans In Baseball are taking the news with their usual grace and aplomb.

You can’t have fish without a tank.

I don’t know, but I do love that NBC is feeling the pain here. I’ve never much cared about the Winter Olympics where everything is either figure skating or time trials, but after letting him host SNL, or Fallon tussling his hair, or giving him a goddamn franchise for over a decade where he sat around doing nothing, I…

Why would the US go back to Asia if LaVar Ball won’t even acknowledge the great deeds of President Trump in China?

Why should America play in the Olympics if the Warriors won’t even come to the White House?

don’t forget undoing whatever the black guy did.

These guys just probably lit a match in the Middle East and now they’re models of caution and moderation?

Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

Fox news, the Mercers, the Kochs, the Adelsons, Roger Stone, Karl Rove, Nixon, Reagan, Bush & Bush happened to this country.

So you DO know Alabama?

CBS didn’t fix shit “immediately.” They’ve known about this for at least a week. Nothing happened until there was a Twitter shitstorm. So apparently Twitter is actually good for something.

Which really, really says something.

***waits for the best comment to get posted so i can re-post it and claim it was just an issue with my automated starring bot***

I’m amazed at how many dumbfucks here can’t read and seem to think you’re still out there delivering pizzas.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.