I actually came straight to the comments to type “slow news day” without reading the article. Now I feel so unoriginal. Also, what is the article about?

Terrible route. Kenny Lofton would be camped under that ball. And he's old.

The best way to end the Democratic primary would be for Hillary (and per supporters) to stop talking.

No, it is whining. But there are 10 whinny Hillary supporters for every whinny Bernie supporter. This is according to my ultra scientific poll of my Facebook feed. Ironclad blue ribbon methodology. Don’t even try to question it.

The silver lining is that Trump is a walking disaster. Hillary will win in November. But winning the presidency by getting past an avowed socialist with no money and an avowed asshole with no brain will not be that impressive.

She married well, an important political skill.

No, you are just a bunch of projecting whinny bitches. Nobody whines as much as Hillary supporters, and they are going to win. But they can’t be happy, and still just whine. That’s why no one invites you to parties, dude.

Hillary’s supporters whined and cried about how they wouldn’t vote for Barack Obama in 2008. Best course of action then is the same as now. Just give them time. The vote isn’t tomorrow. Being condescending assholes is not going to help, but unfortunately Hillary’s supporters take after her.

The best thing Hillary (and her supporters) could do to get Bernie’s supporters on her side is to just stop fucking talking. Establishment Democrats are just the most fucking annoying people on Earth. Just hold up a picture of Donald Trump and 99.9 percent will come around. Deploy your “personality” and you might get…

If Hilary dropped out, that would help coalesce the party around Bernie to defeat Trump. If she really cares about her country, I suspect she’ll be doing that any minute now, right?

If “organize” means getting your friends in the DNC to rig the election (or more accurately just knowing that they’d do it without you even asking), then yes, “organize.” Though I do like the use of “organize” to brush off criticism.

I want Bernie to stay in because otherwise the whinny sorta-liberals in my Facebook feed might stop whining about the true liberals. Instead, they’ll just start whining about Trump juuuuuust because he’s a Nazi.

All of the people claiming to be tired of this are really Cardinals fans trying to figure out a way to make you stop. Don’t fall for their false flag operation.

A man-child with not much to say about anything that likes to party a lot? I’m sure no one in baseball fits that description.

Those are other people’s small children, so it’s totally cool.

No, I would rather the pitcher just handle it himself.

That’s because he’s bad at fighting. If I got in a fight with Ian McGregor, he’d kick my ass without it really looking like I was ready to fight, even if I totally was.

Managers have as much of a reason to be on the field as the head coaches in any other sport. That is: none. Why does a manager have to actually go on the field to make a pitching change. Answer: he doesn’t. Not really a commentary on what they should wear, but just wanted to point that out.

I agree with the guy that is standing well outside the coaching box, the rules are in place for a reason.

Man, Simmons has gone straight past the “dad” look to “cancer patient.” Seriously, the dude looks awful.