Do we really know that there were real email complaints? But more importantly, does the station just have the “schwing!” sound effect (about the 0:58 mark) ready to go or was that all part of the plan? That’s the question that really needs to be answered.

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The last time women at the academy stuck their arms out, people weren't nearly so happy.

Manfred: How long do I have to suspend you so that maybe you will stop hitting women?

This is almost entirely correct, but potato salad should be #1, and it should be noted that there is an extremely wide range in the quality of potato salad, from deserving the #1 spot to deserving to be thrown in the face of the person that brought it. But good potato salad is clearly #1.

You don’t have to squint to see how good this pun is.

Wait, this article never explains how this kit works???

I agree that he is wrong, but “your endline” is not the one you are going towards on offense, it is the one you defend. So Heath was moving towards his own endline.

“Millennial” goes up to at least 32-33 years old and even higher by some definitions. I don’t work with anyone on the lower end, and we don’t really ever hire straight out of college.

I work at a large, successful company, I’m basically your age, I work with a lot of older Millennials, and I have absolutely zero concept of what you’re talking about. Your candidates are shit, I assume because you are trying to pay them with Monopoly money. That fine. I understand it’s tough. But extrapolating your…

Yep, offer cash instead of “stock options” and you might get better candidates.

So you aren’t profitable? Just want to know how much I should be worshiping you now.

Well if you don’t know that revenue and profit are two different things...

He appears to me to be approaching him from the front (I’m not sure what constitutes “approaching from the side,” but I’d say this is within 45 degrees of approaching from the front). Lockette just has his head turned to his right until the last second.

Lackey’s memory is so long, he remembered what his wife looked like before her mastectomy. He taught her a lesson, too.

It looks legal to me. My guess is the NFL “encourages” throwing flags when a guy gets knocked out so they can point to a violation of the rules as the reason why someone almost died.

Clearly he’s faking.

Pitchers probably get fewer get me over fastballs with a couple runners on base than with nobody on.

So he might have been able to get away with this if he’d changed into his Mormon clothes first? That, or not gotten caught on camera saying fuck you. No way he's suspended without clear visual proof.

For what? Hurting your feelings?