I know it is not exactly a candy, but a standalone holiday “treat” that needs to be mentioned is fruit cake. Fruit cake looks and tastes like hardened cat vomit (after the cat ate too much Christmas ribbon).

I’m not defending the substance of what Coach K said. If he was only referring to the shot, then I agree that is dumb (and I didn’t see the game because I live on the East Coast, I have a job, and I’m old so I was in bed, but most likely I would disagree with Coach K period because he is part of the no-fun police).…

This only came out because Brooks mentioned it in the press conference. No one else had said anything about what was said. Coach K wanted to tell him something privately (which is different than in “private”). There is no evidence anyone else heard it, which is not surprising as most people can converse with someone a…

Telling someone privately what you feel about something they did: oh, the horror.

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1. There seems to be a lot of judgment in many of these comments. I’m sorry, but whatever decision you make is not really a statement about your character/independence/etc. There are plenty of extremely strong and independent women that take a different name and plenty of weak and dependent women that don’t. And to be…

That’s it. Now you’re getting a wall, too.

After executing a perfect quintuple hop on the previous play. The kid really understands the fundamentals.

This joke had to be made. I mean, it was teed up for you, amirite?

I mean, I guess anything is possible, but last season was most likely a dead cat bounce and we’re going to see his age take its toll over the next two years.

There is no one above the goal, but the ball magically falls down. Did he have some contraption on a timer and just waited for it to fall? It doesn’t make any sense. Clearly fake.

My thoughts exactly. But I really doubt any team would sign him. He’ll be a barely above replacement level player at that point, at best, and no one would want to deal with the baggage, even if he were willing to play for the minimum. Barry Bonds was at least an average player in 2008 and no one wanted him.

So Aaron Rodgers got one too many concussions, started staring at the Sun, and now he’s talking about it.

I hope this works. If the NFL can reduce kickoff returns by 5-10% then football will be a safe sport.

Doctors. They put it in front of their fucking names.

It’s always good to see when the deck chairs have been freshly rearranged.

This is the graspiest grasping for straws that has ever been grasped.

TImmy Toughnuts should have been thrown out for waiting until the exact moment the tubby, flabby dude was being thrown to the ground to let him know he should “get the fuck out.” You could tell he was just waiting for there to be zero risk of retribution.

New England’s is lower.