In other words, it’s Chipper Jones.

Damn, медведь.

Start the season a week earlier and give each team two byes. Players would like the extra time off, and the league gets another week where people actually want to watch football.

To tell the truth, it’s all excruciating.

My favorite is the dude in the unbuttoned flannel shirt who starts to run out there, realizes he is one of the first people there, then retreats, only to run out again when he is protected by wall of bros.

The sliding rule should be two parts:

Your last point is simply not true anymore.

That is not an humble brag. It’s just a brag.

It would have been 169th out of 1252 in the “Male 25-29" group. Maybe “fantastic” is a touch strong, but it is better than “mediocre.”

Pretty much the same thing that goes on at every major football program. Without looking, I’d bet that another player for a major football team has been arrested in the last couple days and Deadspin has just not reported on it. It’s just Tennessee’s turn to eat shit.

The real travesty is that he’s a free agent so there is no fan base around to say this prolly didn’t really happen.

Don’t forget the other group this fucks over: ticket holders.

In the vast majority of cases, 14 year old girls are physically developed. Pedophilia is a word that has a meaning.

This is low hanging fruit. But you know what they say, the lower the fruit, the sweeter the..

It would be great if the NCAA asked Hayes to participate in one its dumb ass commercials, not understanding he was being sarcastic. Also, it wouldn’t be surprising.

The NBA has invented new rules to hurt big men at least twice in the past (offensive 3 seconds; defensive 3 seconds), so there is nothing wrong with throwing them a bone on this one.

I timed it twice, at 4.98 seconds and 4.82 seconds.

I hate to go all truther, but I’m pretty sure that is a cat, not a bunny.

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