I just flew in from Moscow, and boy does our glorious leader know how to make most efficient of the transportation portals!

Thank you! I needed a good laugh to break the relentless horror.

He’s raging. He’s fuming, seething, yelling at televisions and staff. He’s spiteful and vindictive. He calls people names and is thinking about starting a nuclear war because he wasn’t able to take health care away from 23 million Americans, and needs to keep frightening people and keep the attention on him.  Puerto…

probably

“Awarding” money to Vegas? That makes it sound like “hey you win for having the highest death count in a mass shooting this year! Congrats!”

Nothing big. Nothing grandiose. Tantrums and screaming are his normal. Remember that final debate during the election that he just got slaughtered in? There’s footage that of what happened after it ended. Hillary does the politician glad handing ‘so nice to see you’ thing with the guests etc. and he just stands at his…

Oddly enough, he’s heard everyone’s worries over what would happen if he used nuclear weapons, so their attack positions are actually for ramming.

Lmao what! I don’t like those green apples

Thanks for the laugh. Now I’ll return to crying.

Yeah, one of the hallmarks of being an ignorant fuck is the inability to recognize oneself as such.

So, is everyone in on the betting pool about how he’ll finally crack? My bet is still on declaring war on the moon.

Underappreciated comment right here.

I loves me a nice Granny Smith! Tart is where it’s at.

Granny Smiths and Honeycrisp!

Little, buff brothers had it on lock for a hot minute.

Hol up! Rappin’ Duke is a person!? I always thought that line was him asking someone (ostensibly referred to as Duke) if they remembered rappin. Not literally asking us if we remember “Rappin’ Duke”, which i obviously did not.

He’s going to pretend to pardon a turkey at Thanksgiving in a fun photo op, complete with a little signing-stuff desk - but in actuality he’s really signing a pardon for Manfort to keep him from snitching. Americans won’t notice, because they were too busy with Thanksgiving.

Dubya (god, if it weren’t for all the dead iraqis, that motherfucker would seem quaint) already lowered the bar when it comes to literacy; hatred of brown/poor people and a pulse are all the GOP needs in a candidate now.