I think a bun would have to be pretty fucking outstanding to actually elevate a burger, but a marginal bun can ruin a great one.

I mean, WTF? If you’re already eating the pig, who cares if there’s a nipple ? Do they not understand where bacon comes from ?

Yeah, but I bet now the cop himself will end up getting a couple years salary on kickstarter, appearances on Foxnews, maybe a book deal. Shit's fucked up.

Imagine being this invested in a commercial produced by a huge corporation to sell low-quality chocolate. 

You can't argue with math.

I guess I'm going to have to rethink my store's ad for our big "buy a banana and get two free kiwis!" sale.

I think the news is more that they’re admitting it, sort of.

A lot of Americans never actually cook any food. They open packages, maybe add water or oil, and the included seasoning pack, and apply heat. For them, cooking technique is adding salt, butter or maybe some garlic powder or seasoning salt. Basically anything outside the package directions is fancy. They’ve never…

Well, at least it’s better (and a little more honest) than “keep America great”

That’s some crazy mess man, I thought I was hearing things when they were talking about it about an hour ago on the radio. I mean, was there even a whiff of this out there ? I could accept that I’d just been so preoccupied since the beginning of the pandemic that I missed any mention of it, but was it that, or did he…

Like, what the fuck was she actually even doing before this? Did she get out of another car, or was she just hanging out barefoot in a drive thru ?

I’m just hearing about these kids for the first time here, so I haven’t watched their reaction to “Superstition” yet. I’m eager to do so though, because one of my early childhood memories, maybe my earliest, I’m not sure how old I was, but it was Stevie Wonder playing “Superstion” on Sesame Street, and it rocked my…

Based on the photo, I thought I was going to be able to find a great deal on a style of alarm clock no one has used in twenty years and a single croissant, served on a wooden cutting board. Very disappointed, I’m not saying someone should be fired, but something needs to change...

Based on the photo, I thought I was going to be able to find a great deal on a style of alarm clock no one has used…

The most surprising thing in all this is that, after the way he got booed at the world series, Trump would admit he’s even heard of the sport of “baseball”. Seems out of character for him.

That's what I was looking for !

It’s not even really a reach.“Bullshit” as in nonsense or falsehood even has an English analogue to “(x)-animal fodder”.

Yeah, one of my favorite parts of “The Mandalorian” is when he first meets Cara Dune, and she’s an ex-rebel fighter, talking about mop up operations on Endor, after Death Star II. It’s just like when Obi-Wan first mentions the clone wars to Luke, and there’s no huge, laborious exposition, it’s just Obi-Wan talking…

Whatever it cost, she’s pretty sure you have to show I.D. to buy it....

My strong feeling is that if they are going to keep making new Star Wars stuff, they should let sleeping dogs lie and focus on new characters and stories, like “The Mandalorian”.

My theory is that he desperately wants to explore nipple play, but is so culture bound that the only way he can give himself permission to ask for it is to pick fights with strangers, so he can whip his shirt off and intitiate wrestling..