Does the young lady have a go fund me to replace her soup? Because she deserves a lifetime supply of soup. As far as Bradley is concernced fuck him and his comedian defense. Free speech is also the freedom to get these hands and that’s precisely what happened.

You can find any number of smaller-effect things that gave him the election. But those are all sour icing on a crappy cake.

I’d rather have a requirement for medical examination by an impartial doctor (i.e. not the president’s pet quack). I mean, Jimmy Carter is 93 and I’d much rather see him be president right now.

Fortunately, after Dolt45’s “Brain-a-thon” challenge to Tillerson, North Korea is now sure that any armed threat will be provided by ACME Weapon Systems Inc.

If you really want to upset America, do something to an animal. White people will damn near spit in your face for declaring that a black life has worth, but will lock you up for the inhumane treatment of chickens that we were going to eat anyway!

Maybe we could add (and cross out, probs) America finding out Trump can barely read?

I’ve read before how in the early days of germ theory, doctors considered it a horrible insult to suggest that they should wash their hands

It’s not just soft hearted adult children that don’t want to give Ma bad medical news, but a cultural difference overall in some Asian countries that there is a reluctance to give patients an honest medical prognosis when it’s serious or especially when it’s terminal.

This guy is an abuser in wait. He’s pushing for an early wedding to start the mind control sooner, before her friends and family can get a chance to get him out of her life.

I hope he didn’t interpret that literally:

Julian Assange, another rapist, calling out Clinton for not jumping out to condemn fast enough? Fuck him and fuck you as well. Trick ass bitch.

But NFL Players are the real problem... riiiiiight, Jerry Jones.

“Whatsoever you have done unto the least of my brothers, you have done unto me…”

After reading the new rules carefully, all the players that want to protest should stand at attention for the National Anthem, hold their helmets in their left hand, not talk, and raise their right fist in protest.

We want to honor our flag and our country, and our fans expect that of us.

I can’t get over the fact that a bunch of white men who, for the most part, actively avoided military service even when there was a draft on during many of their lifetimes, have now become the supreme arbiters of what requirements Americans must fulfill in order to be true patriotic citizens who support the troops.

Yeah, it would suck if football became divisive.

So he’s suggesting that they give the players a platform that’s not part of the anthem, but gives just as much attention to the issues. You know, that doesn’t sound so bad. It’ll be separate, but equal.

Trump is a dangerous idiot, but I put this squarely on both his shoulders as well as those in the press who collectively creamed themselves last week when he bombed Syria.