I don’t know about the last part, around me, it’s sold in BJ’s.

I like the game ok so far, but I have to agree with you. I spent an embarrassing amount of time on the first planet you travel to just trying to run away from the animals because I assumed butchering them would have some kind of negative consequences, until I realized that no, you are meant to slaughter most living…

I’m actually kind of surprised there’s something resembling content on those notes, since every time I’ve seen Trump speaking in public and holding papers, I always assumed the papers just had “DON’T SAY THE N-WORD !! DO NOT SAY THE N-WORD !!!” scrawled over and over, in some aide’s handwriting, with red ink.

You killed me with “bullsituitary gland“ then bought me back to life with “Kremulinsulin”

When I was about 5 or 6, I was on a family vacation to the beach, and our hotel room had HBO. That was a pretty big deal at that time, we didn’t even have cable at home. Back in these primitive times, kids were subject to considerably less supervision than the constant monitoring that is pretty much the norm these…

Just want to take a moment to say, Donald Trump is a piece of shit, and anyone who has a problem with him getting booed can eat my ass.

I don’t know about McDonald’s ice cream, but I’ll tell you one thing, these days it seems to me that finding a 7-11 with an operational Slurpee machine is harder than finding the Lost City Of El-Dorado. The last time I saw one was about 4 years ago, I had to double check it wasn't D.B. Cooper behind the register.

Bernie Mac:

I dunno, the Bush administration got away with it....

Three years into the Trump Presidency, is fraud even still illegal ?

Second, the Zapps jalapeno are the only “h0t” potato chips I actually like, unless you count as hot the Lays ginger-wasabi , which seem to be discontinued, at least around me.

That Nike shit really fucked me up for a minute. I’ve always worn Adidas, then suddenly, through no fault of my own, I had to worry that I was walking around looking like some kind of shoe-burning jackass. 

I just make my own at home, BK uses crappy tomatoes anyway.

There may have been a real John Barron, hell there have probably been a few. Not too confident that those are the ones with whom Trump is acquainted, though.

Fun Fact: Giuliani doesn’t have a mirror over his bathroom sink (no reflection anyway). Instead, he just has a photo of the falling towers, that he looks at as he brushes his teeth. 

Now that’s not fair. All Trump’s sources have names. John Barron for instance. Not a real person, but hey, he’s got a name !

Tamales.

Eh, I prefer the original British version of Jack Ryan..

Police officer ?

I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA !!!1!!1!!!!!ELEVEN!!!