If I could say one thing to Meghan McCain, it would be “Girl, you aren’t alone. The country is with you. The truth is, it’s humiliating for all Americans that you are on T.V. “

S'truth.

It really is that crazy.

Unfortunately, I’ve pretty much given up drinking Slurpees, because I can’t find a 7-11 with an operational Slurpee machine. In the last 10 years at least, I’ve walked into a 7-11 maybe 5 times, 8 tops, and seen a functioning Slurpee station. Every other goddamn time the shit is out of order. I think I got an “Icee”…

Megan Rapinoe specifically did, but as I read it she was not explicitly speaking for the whole team, although I can’t imagine too many of them would have been champing at the bit to visit Trump. Anyway, Rapinoe’s comment led to a hissy fit with Trump specifically dis-inviting her on Twitter, but again not really…

Morning headlines seem to indicate that the White House invitation for the women’s soccer team will be rescinded, not sure how official that is yet, 10a EST.

Donny clogged the shitter again

I don’t understand the difference...

I like Castro, and if he’s still around by the primary there’s a good chance I’ll vote for him there, but I had really kind of assumed he was just running a stunt campaign and he’d be out early. Now I’m not so sure, so I’m excited ! Plus,  how amazing would it be for Trump to get beat by a Mexican-American ?

I’m sorry, I’m sure Junior’s pose in that Instagram offers plenty to laugh at, but when I see that image, I cannot focus on anything other than how tremendously idiotic his father looks in that fucked up waiscoat. It’s all I can see !!!

Ivana should have said "Well darling, maybe we'll be lucky and it will skip a generation !"

You should be ashamed of that post. Ass wipes are useful to humanity. Then again, you did specify you’d call him a useless ass wipe, but still, it doesn’t feel right to compare ass wipes to Eric Trump.

Man, Judas, Brutus and Cassius are just waiting on Trump to die, they know one of them is getting spit out !

Wow, what a piece of shit. Can’t wait to see a headline about Megan defending this on “The View” . Or maybe she’ll get indignant about hurtful words targeting someone she cares about. 

Sixth-

I literally cannot tell if this is satirical or an accurate transcript of an actual exchange 

Lol, I thought this was a cross post from The Onion at first

You forgot his cock MB!

That picture is the closest Trump has been to a vegetable in 20 years....

I hear a certain Deez Nuts is also polling ahead of Trump. Might be someone to look into.