All valid options, but I’m personally hoping for "devoured alive, ass-first, by hyeanas"

What shirt should I wear? I have a few options: “Make America Think Again”, “Science is not a Liberal Conspiracy”, “Thank God I’m Atheist”, “44>45" or “Giving Equal Rights To Others Does Not Mean Less Rights For You. It Isn’t Pie”

Haha, remember back when people thought that revealing what a lowlife piece of shit Donald Trump is would make his fans less likely to vote for him ? Good times, man.

I have found that Republicans, especially the Trump sector, votes for whoever is most stupid and insane. What’s strange is this is a specific to Trump phenomena. I know a lot of old timer GW Bush and Reagan GOP wingnuts and they hate Trump, voted for Hillary, and are gonna support whoever gets us back to normal.

4. The November election will be a huge test for Dem midterm turnout. If they can’t get people to the polls in this election, nothing will get them there and we’ll have to wait for the slow shift in demographics to give us an advantage. Primary turnout is a good indicator, but isn’t a guarantee.

Gee, it’s almost like he’s not playing multi-dimensional chess, but that he’s a thin-skinned little narcissist with terrible impulse control.

The man died on the toilet, maybe don’t take his culinary advice.

Imagine if they gave Elsa a tan. We all know that suddenly they’d care about the accuracy of skin. shade.

And although I thought I’d never type these words, that day has come. When it comes to his narrow, Omarosa-based platform, I must admit: I agree with Donald Trump

Where can I buy that shirt ?

That is the literal dumbest place to put anti-abortion literature. Put them in tampon boxes you idiots!! (Or, you know, don’t do this horrific shit at all.)

Can confirm, as a survivor/exile of this community. There is significant overlap in the Venn Diagram with these folks and those who leave those fake $10 bills that are actually bible tracts as “tips” for their servers at restaurants

What else does the GOP expect from his narcissistic ass? After the way Kobach carried Trump’s water, he’d probably get that endorsement even if he ran as a Democrat.

Pretty shocked that a mainstream (R) like Rubio voted against it, what’s his angle ?

None of that is as crazy as how many people in the audience, who regularly buy groceries, will believe his claim that you need ID at the grocery store.

“I don’t have a guitar, or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ”

Is that what the well-dressed Russian oligarch wears these days?

I once found one of those tall fuzzy caps the British Royal guards wear at a sale by a local theater. That fuzz is because it’s entirely covered by fine black Ostrich feathers. I don’t think the place selling it realized what it had.

Honest question: Does Trump even know where his own ID is? I’m sure one of his lackeys is in charge of holding it, but given how incompetent that crew is, I wouldn’t be surprised if no one’s quite sure which lackey has it.

Funny, I don’t recall Barr jumping in to defend Mo’Nique at any point during the whole Netflix conspiracy.