Except they are now pushing the theory around that because the president is “Chief law enforcement officer” that he actually can’t obstruct anything.

If I was Melania, I would take the prenup to a lawyer, possibly Avenatti.

When asked what that meant, according to the News-Journal, Minor responded, “That as long as nobody witnesses it, you won’t get into trouble for it,” officers wrote in their report.

I thought it was Keira Knightley

That’s terrible and disgusting, liberals may find it funny, but think about how often some poor sap has to clean shit out of those urinals !

Another good tip is, if you want to know if something is an onion, cut it in half and smell. If it smells like an onion, then it’s an onion !

Yeah, it’s kind of telling that in this guy’s (and many American’s) “perfect” world, there are still school shootings.

As a testament to the logic of poor, rural, less-educated whites, 80 percent of Bell County’s electorate still voted for Trump—a privately educated, New York billionaire—in the 2016 presidential election.

Remember years back when guys were wearing bike shorts when they were nowhere near a bike?

My understanding is that the languages in Star Wars were actual languages, Quechua for Huttese, Tibetan for Ewok and an African language I can’t remember for Nien Nunb (the Millenium Falcon co-pilot for the Death Star attack in ROTJ). However I don’t think they took much, or any care that the dialogue used matched…

So, aren’t we going to talk about the fact that this guy either has someone on his facebook eagerly looking for any excuse to call the cops on him, or the cop in question was monitoring some random dude’s facebook ?

What really pisses those two losers off more than anything is that NYC loves The Clintons and The Obama’s. That is what really stings both of those assholes the most.

I can’t believe I’m in a position of kinda sorta tangentially defending Bill Maher, or of even taking this “controversy” seriously, but there’s a point that needs to be addressed:

Quit blowin’ up the spot bitch, we had ‘em fooled !

I actually heard it was the other way around, that ABC begged her not to be a racist idiot on twitter.

“You’re just trying to protect your family.” From what? 

Isn’t it also pretty dangerous for people in a building to have large hole punches randomly into the structure of that building ? I suppose that it’s not as dangerous as an active shooter situation, but it seems to me it turns into a compound risk at the very least. Maybe they’re hoping that if some part of the…

Do we really have to go and dig up all the countless times “conservatives” have publically called Hilary Clinton a cunt, bitch, whore, etc.? Or the times Chelsea Clinton, Michele Obama and her daughters, hell, even Amy Carter, women and girls who aren’t even politicians but wives and daughters, have been called the…

I guess the takeaway is don’t boo Giuliani. Instead, shout as loudly as you are able “Fuck you Rudy, you withered husk of a cretinous, racist buffoon!”

Trump is, at this very moment, furiously scratching Carrey’s name off the list of potential heads of the Vaccine Safety Investigations Commission he wants to start.