They’re thinking that they need to genuflect before Trump in order to maintain favor with his stupid, fearful, racist base.

2018 is going to be the year of Enemy of my Enemy.

I can’t believe that I find myself actually rooting for the FBI these days. What a time to be alive.

The Republican National Committee held their meeting at a Trump Hotel? How is this not a blatantly illegal ass kissing payoff?

It’s got to be one of the ones where his hair is fucked up, he thinks he looks great in all the others.

Anyone got the last ten questions they can post ? I know one of the first 3 is “Who is the current President of The United States?”, so I want to see the questions from the test that he considers “hard” enough to boast about getting correct.

He is literally what other countries think of when they think of Americans: fat, lazy, stupid, and a bully.

I have to admit having polished my banana on more than one occasion

The solution to onions making you tear up is to cook more so that you don’t care and it doesn’t affect you as much. This is the culinary equivalent of “how do I stop my gums from bleeding when I floss?”

I’m not a “car person” really. I occasionally click on a deadspin article, but as a city dweller I never owned or even drove a car until well into my thirties. I just wanted to drop in and say, I hate silver paintjobs on cars, and I will never have another one. When the time comes for me to get another car, I will buy…

Knew this was coming. People in the comments are talking about “well, streamers and other cord cutters, networks aren’t the whole picture anymore” but that shit doesn’t really matter. The actual numbers don’t matter. He didn’t look at, or probably even ask about any numbers, let alone compare them. He just decided it…

I was expecting to read in the article that it wasn’t even an Old Navy jacket.

Haha, you’re on my wavelength, I was about to post that same actor !

If I were a doctor. I would recommend him walking with his head tilted towards the sky

What I would do if I was Trump, I mean, I’d never be Trump, but what Trump would do if he had my sense of humor, would be at the next State of the Union address, give a speech that did not include even a single utterance of the word “America”, just so I could watch those idiots try to spin how awesome it was that I…

So if he gives a speech where he just says “fuck America” over and over

I can’t even remember applauding during the State of the Union Address becoming a thing until the last 10 years or so. I remember people bringing it up how abnormal it was W had applause breaks in his SOTU.

Because the progressive left has this undefined image of what they want in the liberal party. Of course, it’s impossible to meet that ever shifting standard (mostly because not even progressives can agree on what exactly that should be)... but that won’t stop them from being completely unreasonable about it.

Ok, so it’s not just me, that was weird, right ? Clapping for one’s own applause lines isn’t just a usual stupid thing that presidents do that I never took note of because of my visceral revulsion toward President Trump ? Because I was starting to think maybe I’m the one who’s nuts.

Did he really just clap for himself ? Is that usual ?