Honestly, he’s probably just made of cancer, and in the brain melting stage of syphilis.

I’ll start. How could he not mention that most annoying of abbreviations, “za,” when referencing pizza? It’s always the douchiest douche in the bag throwing that one out there and SHOULD be something that gets you shot by a white guy.

I’ll start. How could he not mention that most annoying of abbreviations, “za,” when referencing pizza? It’s always the douchiest douche in the bag throwing that one out there and SHOULD be something that gets you shot by a white guy.

One time I was over a person’s house and there was a container of hard candy, like sourballs or jawbreakers, on a coffee table. I picked one up while I was in the midst of a conversation, not really paying attention to what I was doing and noticed it felt a little springy, so I absentmindedly thought to myself “hmm,…

Thanks for the additional information. I think it was the concentrated flavor that was too much - the bonito flakes were overpowering to my tastes. I enjoy the other dishes you mentioned (literally had miso soup last night). Guess I’ll just have to keep trying things!

I don’t want there to be a Starbucks in Yosemite, but don’t we kind of deserve it at this point, in a kind of “rubbing your pet’s nose in their mess” kind of way ?

How old is too old to drive a teen in your congregation to a secluded road without her permission and demand she touch you sexually?

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It’s time people start intentionally confusing Donny for laughs. 10 points for getting him to say “Border security Islam terror puppies” somehow.

They’re a pretty ubiquitous ingredient, yeah. As one of the ingredients of dashi, the stock that is the foundation of so many Japanese dishes, their flavor is in nearly everything, although the presentation that is typical for okonomiyaki is only one of the ways they are served or used. So maybe that was a little…

That Tyson/Tyson ticket is pretty alluring. I just want to see Mike Tyson debating Mike pence. It would be awesome when Pence pees his pants from a classic stare down.

This abortion is the journalistic equivalent of you standing naked in your front yard arguing with a squirrel

You all seem surprised. Not only are you reading splinter news, but Mr. Rafi Schwartz himself. Double helping of a grand waste (and inarticulate) waste of time.

I generally love Japanese cuisine, but take a hard pass on those terrible fish shavings.

“I’m about as far from being a racist as I can get,” Alford added.

Well, I mean, isn’t it a little undignified for a sitting president to do an interview at a sporting event ?

they might as well have brought the elephant man on stage the way all of the Hollywood elite were laughing at him. That was sad as fuck to see them doing that.

Some days, I wish cocaine would make a huge comeback. Not because there’s anything good about it

Wait, I thought white supremacists didn’t like Catholics... and he was teaching at a catholic high school?!? Or is that just the KKK? I just can’t seem to keep my bigot-based social clubs straight.