HAHAHAHA!! Carlos Danger would be too “ethnic” for Mike Pence. His fake name would be “Carl Caution.”

Are those tweets real or satire ? I can’t really tell, the sentiments expressed don’t seem unrealistic for Carlson’s viewers per se, but they’re a little on the nose, and it doesn’t seem like the grammar is bad enough. But I mean, are people really trading in their Toyotas ? I can’t even tell what’s ridiculous any…

which is the exact opposite of the motto painted on all the cop cars & which I was raised to believe they actually followed

I had big argument with a friend once after he posted and tagged a pic of me on Fb holding a Prop AK-47. He couldn’t understand why that shit upset me. I’m like “I’m upset because when the cops shoot my black ass in the street this is the picture they’ll use to prove I’m a violent criminal.”

For those that aren’t sure they want to watch the video, be warned, it’s fucking gruesome, but I can promise you, sTalking is telling you the unvarnished truth, and it’s completely unambiguous, they shot that man in the back, and he had no idea he was about to die. It’s sickening and there’s nothing grey area about…

This should really be the only picture you ever use of this chump.

I know I am preaching to the choir, but isn’t this response to Bannon supposedly beneath the presidency?

Does Trump think we are all as stupid as he and his mindless followers are?

Maybe I’m a killjoy, but a pit of tiny pieces of plastic sounds pretty environmental-hazardy to me. I initially thought it was actual candy sprinkles, which would be revolting, but perhaps marginally more ecologically sound. “Sprinkle Pit” is a cute idea for something that might exist in a kids cartoon about ice cream…

How about;

Oh, wait, he has to read something to launch nukes?

We can even improve a bit, lets sell “Raw water from Venice!”, you can probably make small fortune by selling it as premium raw water

Nah gas is/was cheap in NJ, I had to take my kid to practice there a few times a week last year from DE and would always wait to get gas on NJ days. The BJ’s there won’t tell you buy you can buy discounted gas there without a membership, it’s rarely busy, and the attendants are quick.

It’s gotten so that anytime I see an actress that falls into the category of “What ever happened to her?” I wonder if Harvey happened.

I propose we all adopt the convention of using;

A bunch or red-necks with rifles and other weapons took over a federal wildlife preserve for FUCKING WEEKS and weren’t labeled domestic terrorists, even after they made it clear that they would kill any law enforcement that came close. Timothy McVeigh blew up a fucking federal building killing dozens including…

Jumoke is what I think they were going for there. Typo or Bannon choking on a mouth full or Rolaids...either/or.

Funnily enough, that’s also evidence of a President being mentally incapable of the job!

Yes, and my point is if it’s determined that something happened involving people so close to the campaign and the Trump immediate family, it may be hard for him to explain that he (Trump) had no knowledge of anything at all. Saying “we didn’t know” isn’t really cutting anything off, the investigation will roll on…

And I would eagerly look forward to the angry Trump tweets about Bannon being a liar and the following right-wing civil war.