I say he should go for it!

“Pearl Harbor is in Hawaii and Hawaii is an island, not a lot of people know that...also Hawaii was not a state in 1941 and we got such a bad deal having to protect it...fine young American men went overseas to defend another country while leaving America vulnerable to attack...”

I’m 99.89% kidding, but wouldn’t it have been great if instead of resigning he’d switched parties ?

So right off the bat, skipping the buns, even on four sandwiches, doesn’t mean shit if you gobble it all down with a chocolate milkshake. Secondly, Big Macs are two patties each, and inside the buns, they’re covered with goop. Pickles, onions “special sauce” and melted cheese. The fish is maybe a little less messy,…

Hard to imagine they’ll have much luck with reducing Medicare expenditures.

Is it normal to lead kids out with their hands behind their head? I imagine there’s a good reason, but it looks a little weird.

Someone explain taxes to this guy.

God Forbid you don’t have that fucking pin on. You will be labeled an American Hating Commie(But not Russian, they are super cool and good now.)

Tax churches. Use that money to open a homeless shelter across the street from said Churches so they can see what really helping people looks like.

That’s kind of my thing. I think Franken’s been a great Senator, and one of the things I remember the most about him, which has become so ruefully ironic in light of all that’s come out, is how he fought for that woman who was raped and then forced into arbitration by KBR while she was working in Iraq. I admit I…

I mean, that shirt though, that is fucking with my head, like it’s too on the nose. I don’t know if I’m living in reality or my reality is actually the latest Grand Theft Auto game or something.

Cheers

For those of you who have criticized him, are you aware of the procedures of gay courtship ? I can give you an outline, straight off of the IAAUA* Facebook Page

What show is that ?

This reminds me that I’m pretty sure the reason Trump never said much about that is because he REALLY doesn’t pronounce the name of that country correctly.

Is it a reach to suspect that the viewer saw headlines about the soldier who died in Niger and assumed she’s been misspelling the n-word all these years?

A crime beat reporter’s car got carjacked, from a Dunkin’ Donuts Parking lot, across the street from a police station ?!?!? I want to make a funny comment, but I honestly don’t know what can be added to this.

I hear what you’re saying, and I know they aren’t supposed to be able to do that, but all I’m saying is I don’t feel entirely confident that the procedures of Representative Democracy and rule of law are all that certain to prevail or even endure till such time as we come to that crossroad.

As for impeachment I think that if by some miracle the dems win the house and senate the republicans may mutiny to make Paul Ryan president instead of Nancy Pelosi.

I’d always just assumed that all celebrities are Scientologists.