That line is fucking ominous.

Exquisite sports content

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

May I suggest a new Deadspin mascott, Sticky; The Stick-to-Sports Stick. Sticky lives in Jim Spanfeller’s butt.

*chef's kiss*

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

Would like to take this opportunity to applaud the decision to link out to as many great non-sports stories as possible today:

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

if we shouldn’t be mixing sports with politics, then teams should stop visiting the White House for photo ops.

Funny, I didn’t see a single the MAGAts decrying Pence’s criticism of the NBA for its insistence on sticking to sports rather than taking on the Chinese regime. It’s almost like the opposition to Kap was entirely rooted in racism and any objections here are baseless pearl clutching.  Oh wait, that’s exactly what both…

In case any of the noverlords are watching, Deadspin is the only sports website I read on a daily basis. This is because it covers the conversation *around* sports, as much as the sports themselves. No one else does this in any sustained way. 

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

I’m honestly surprised that the players wont be independent contractors. 

And even worse is that the fact he is one of the few people to ever be President of the United States can never be UNDONE.

The whistleblower is a metaphor.  The whistleblower is Bret Stephens.

Wait, is Ray seriously suggesting rooting for the Cardinals is *more* appealing than a team like the Brewers?!? 

Ray...My man. You admit that the Cardinals have “one of the games most irritating fan bases”, and rank them ahead of Milwaukee? Your credentials should be revoked!

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”