Let’s see....”Baby Ruth”, “Big League Chew”, “Atomic FireBALL”....

Awwww, love that shot of the first one after his peanut butter sandwich treat.  :)

One crowd chanted “lock her up” at a person that didn’t actually do anything to warrant being locked up. The other crowd chanted “lock him up” at a person because A. he has committed multiple actual crimes; B. it was an ironic twist on his own stupid chant; and C. AGAIN, HE HAS COMMITTED ACTUAL CRIMES.

OMG I JUST NOTICED THE ARTICLE TAG!! You stuck to sports!!!

Also, I appreciate that this act of defiance allowed me to read that article about the woman shitting on the floor at a Tim Horton’s, which has the single greatest kinja comment in the history of the site.

You beat me to it, was about to post the same thing. I laughed my ass off when I saw that. :)

That’s the real key right there - ESPN already exists.  If you just stick to sports, there is literally nothing to differentiate this site from ESPN. Why wouldn’t I just go there if that is what I wanted?

Time to send this message again, apparently....

As goofy as it sounds, I had similar thoughts when looking at (of all things) a jigsaw puzzle - the puzzle was a picture that had a little portrait of every President in US history up to Obama, and all I could think was “for the rest of time, every time they make a new version of this puzzle it is going to have DONALD…

St. Louis was not listed as the least-appealing team.  Your argument is invalid.

(sigh)....fine, I’ll play. Here is a direct quote from the article you just linked to:

“Radical change doesn’t happen immediately” - tell that to 1980s republicans, who managed to basically fuck over the country completely in the course of one presidency.

FIFTEEN seconds? Wow, you’re being generous....

Wait wait wait - somehow I missed the Elway political ad story last year. Where the fuck was the “STICK TO SPORTZ!!” CHUD brigade on that one??

In fairness to Meryl, that is a pretty easy mistake to make since I don’t think I’ve ever heard a person who uses the phrase “toxic masculinity” talk about what they think is “good” masculinity.

Probably unpopular take - I think one of the major reasons many men “don’t give a shit about abortion” is because for at least the past decade or two men have repeatedly been told in no uncertain terms “you are a man, ergo you don’t even get to have an opinion on this topic, shut the fuck up”. I’m not sure how we can…

Well, considering that the status quo is already “burning the house down” in terms of the climate, perhaps a major change is in order?  Somehow you’ve been avoiding that little side effect of our current system....

Man, Finland got JOBBED on that call. The US goalie basically dove into her, and somehow she is blamed for not getting out of the way? If I’m Finland, I wouldn’t even accept the silver medal.

This is by FAR the best comment I’ve seen since this stupid fad of digging up everything a person ever did wrong became in vogue.

You could also say “Thank you, Superhero Movies, for making shit-tons of money for the studios, which allows us to then do other, higher-class movies like On the Basis of Sex” (just the first one that popped to mind, saw a poster at the theater last night)