Appropriation on this level really should have sound effects:

Right after the election was called in favor of Trump, my first logic dive was that maybe he would be so inept that the Right and Left would get together and say “Guys, we need to prevent this shit in the future.”

The Sex Cauldrun? I thought they shut that place down

If the penalty for playing Young Dolph in a place of business is getting fired, the next time I hear Train being played somewhere I’m going to demand people get hanged.

shirts.

The worst thing about the internet is connecting people like these.

Rush University does brain surgery now? I thought the Lessons at that Fly By Night school focused on applying the Caress Of Steel less to the Hemispheres than to Vital Signs from Closer To The Heart.

Al Franken needs to be back in office b4 anything goes forward with Masturbater CK.

There absolutely needs to be a way back. We have to believe people can change and move forward from shitty behavior, or people should just start putting bullets in their heads.

Really? Because he was investigating Trump during the campaign without making announcements about it.

I can’t for the life of me see why he didn’t just announce that the FBI is investigating both Clinton and the Trump campaign.

“My only regret is... that guy had bonitis and got the proper treatment thanks to Medicaid. Fucking poors.”

I’m sure this will be entirely ignored by her loyal audience, who are just happy to see Fox no longer visibly holding the L inflicted on them by a teenager over Twitter, but:

DRINK 👏IT👏IN👏MAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN

I’m still disappointed that Y2J isn’t getting his due credit for contributing to the popularization of “assclown.”

Not hell hole. Shit hole, my friend, shit hole.

This is America. The reality is that we do not really learn about eastern history. To us history is the history of western civilization. It is very self-centered.

“We went after it because that’s a show that, fundamentally, is about the American dream,” Ben Sherwood, president of Disney and ABC’s television group, told the Times. “It’s about a girl with a cowboy hat and a boy with a banjo and people from small towns where music has saved their lives in different ways.”

I say, sir, could I impose upon you for a moment to view this sexual recording of Mr. Hogan, of the Florida Hogans? I assure you, it is ever so ribald.