The funny/sad thing about that saying is that there’s no actual evidence that Jesus said a fucking thing.

Serious question for the New Yorkers in the audience:

Actually they do. Every locker room is closed for a certain period. No media is let in immediately after a contest. Anyone naked after that point chooses to be. 

No, that’s when you get the best stuff. It’s the rehearsed stuff afterwards, the polished stuff, that’s useless.

And in almost every other country, you get shitty, canned, rehearsed bland ‘quotes’ with no emotion whatsoever.

I’m guessing the number of you who have ever had to do this job is near zero, but as I’m one, let me let you in on a few things:
1 - No one, male or female, really wants to be in the fucking locker room of any…

Equal access has been the law of the land for decades now. 

“How much do you truly care about the American people who can’t afford healthcare, or pay for college, or basically anything?”

“Not one bit,” was the reply of said politicians and the assholes who vote for them, time and again.  

Not that it’s much of a distinction, but my sense is that David Shula was actually the worst coach in NFL history. Hue has a worse record, but Shula gets bonus points for not actually absorbing any knowledge through osmosis. 

Just trust the process, baby.

Looks like he’s in the air above the 10 when the ball leaves his hand and looks like it hits at the 10.

Hard call to make at speed from that angle, though. 

“Tampa shouldn’t hesitate to hit the reset button.”

Tampa Bay, Lauren. Come on. They’ve been in the league for 42 years.  

100 percent. Watching in Spanish (which I do understand a bit of, but not at the pace at which it’s spoken while narrating sports) keeps me from yelling at the TV. 

I wonder how long a non-NFL-playing African American man would survive after pacing a hotel lobby threatening to shoot someone. 

Like you know they’re false. 

He’s also not currently on the 40-man roster, meaning someone would have to be shoved aside to make that happen and, no, that’s not happening. 

Infield happens to be one place where the Rays currently have a bit of depth. Adames is going to play every day, that was made clear, but Wendle, Lowe and (before he got hurt) Robertson have all been productive. Wong is, largely, a 2B/3B (though he’s played some OF this year for the first time at Durham) and he’s not…

WHAT. FUCKING. YEAR. IS. IT. AGAIN? 

Every day, well-meaning people try and tell me that this is The Thing That’s Going To Do It, and if it’s not this thing, surely it’ll be This Next Thing. There is no thing. At least, no mysterious, we-haven’t-seen-it-coming-yet thing.

First I thought it was a typo. Now I think you honestly believe the place is called “Dodgers Stadium.”

Lost in all the platitudes - always - are (apparently) everyone’s collective memories of Hill encouraging Packer fans to throw batteries at Brett Favre, comparing Kentucky basketball fans to Manson acolytes and Hitler references.